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"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire."
-Charles Bukowski

The perks of going grocery shopping with social anxiety: there’s no one at the store at 7:15am.

You know what the worst part about this is? It’s the party they’re having in the West Wing right now at my expense. They like to win, and then they like to gloat.
I’m sure you’re wrong. There are very serious men and women at the White House. There’s no cause to gloat.

It’s kraut season!!

James still likes me!!! I have neat friends :)

Question of my life.

Another reason I can’t get a date. I am George.

In female form.

Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.
Thank you for the reminder. Needed to read this. (via dream-on-darling)
yes. (via therewillbewaves)

(via adamdorsey)

I walked into the door at the coffee shop, which made the baristas and I laugh. So they gave me a biscotti and boobs in my coffee.

This was on the bottom of a box I got from Office Depot. I’m curious as to what was in the box originally.

I got to spend some quality time with my sister. My phone likes to call her my sweater.